Kara called me verrrrry late last night in a her frantic-hilarious state which only she can pull off. She was relaying a message from Jessica, who neither of us had talked to since graduation and now lives in Arizona.
Apparently, Jessica's psychic aunt told her two months ago the world was going to end son and then last night said it was coming in two days--that terrorists were going to attack major cities with nuclear weapons. She also gave Jessica and her girlfriend money and sent them to Wal-Mart to stock up on armageddon supplies, which can apparently all be bought for $80. Jessica was pretty shaken up, was crying on the phone to Kara.
I'm not saying at all I believe the warning, but its a weird phone call to get in the middle of the night.
So if the apocalypse happens tomorrow, don't say I didn't warn you.
I'll be pissed if the stupid end of the world prevents me from watching the season premiere of Pushing Daisies...
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That will piss me off as well...and if I have to spend my last 12 hours on earth at conferences at PHS and not at home with my kids I'm going to be ultra pissed...
Does Wal*Mart have an Armageddon aisle? I kinda have that place pegged as more of a Rapture kind of gig.
If I never see you again, love you!
Oh how that post reminded me of softball...where it felt like the end of the world every damn day!
In a good way of course.
oh and if i never see you again Marie Antoinette still sucked;-)
still here
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