I'm straight - a thought that has never been doubted in my mind. I am attracted to men, date a man, and want to marry a man. But I'll be damned if I don't have girl crushes. Salma Hayek is on 30 Rock tonight and she has the best body ever - the boobs alone are epic. If I could have anyone's body, it would be hers.
Salma isn't the only one. I think the female body is just inherently more attractive than the male body, and thus I have several girl crushes:
Salma Hayek. She looks just as fabulous in Desperado, but the dance does it:
Monica Bellucci. She's started to show her age a bit, but everyone likes a Frenchwoman:
Scarlett Johansson. I don't even like blondes:
Angelina Jolie. Half of the prettiest couple on the planet, the tattoos just make it:
Adriana Lima. Usually Victoria's Secret models are "ehh" but she is beyond gorgeous:
Girls are hot. I'm sorry for all the boobs, but it's all Salma's fault.
Monica Bellucci. She's started to show her age a bit, but everyone likes a Frenchwoman:
Scarlett Johansson. I don't even like blondes:
Angelina Jolie. Half of the prettiest couple on the planet, the tattoos just make it:
Adriana Lima. Usually Victoria's Secret models are "ehh" but she is beyond gorgeous:
Girls are hot. I'm sorry for all the boobs, but it's all Salma's fault.
5 comments:
For some reason, I feel a little icky that I have the same taste in model/actress crushes.
Thoughts on Alyssa Milano?
yeah...this is like the scariest post ever.
If you had added Ali Larter as one of the few blondes you like I might have screamed...
Haha my roommate just walked behind me and was probably wondering why I had so many hot, half naked women on my computer screen...
My apologies for that...mega-creepy.
This is simply appalling.
sheesh ;-)
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