...In which our heroine itemizes.

Currently:
On my couch, in this sixty degree house because my parents refuse to turn the heat up.
Letting a nail color called "vodka and caviar" dry on my nails.
Watching Teen Mom and thanking all that is for those 28 little pills being easily obtainable.
Being thankful to MTV for at least showing the reality of unprotected teenage sex - all of the girls admitted to not using protection.
Sitting under my mom's leopard print Snuggie, that despite the fact that it's a Snuggie and a joke, is quite warm.
Dreading the doctor tomorrow. Every time I'm home, it's a must. I should probably get one in Chicago.
Ruminating on a situation that definitely qualifies as scandalous behavior, but still not feeling bad about it.
Flashing back to Recess and the Ashleys saying "SCANDALOUS!"
"When they're young, they're green."
Deciding if I need any other Christmas gifts and wondering what spirits to purchase from the Party Source.
Eating a no-bake cookie, wanting some hot chocolate, made with whole milk.
Realizing I probably won't see any friends until Saturday :(
Wondering if Avatar and the gorgeous 3-D effects will a. usher in a new era of filmmaking; b. do monster Christmas business; c. ever realize how similar to Ferngully it is.
Liking it nonetheless, despite a really bad script.
Smiling at this, a lot -